Showing posts with label Lets Think. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lets Think. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Funny Austrian Beer "Fucking Hell"





                                                       Austrian brewery

The European Union (EU) has granted a permit to an Austrian brewery to officially name their beer: Fucking Hell.  It's a fully legitimate permit.
"Hell" in German means "Light" and the beer is produced in the Austrian town of Fucking.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking_Hell
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking%2c_Austria
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A MUST destination in Europe


The newspaper article below is even funnier than the sign!


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Are the residents called Fuckers?

And what about the Fucking neighborhood?

What are the mothers called?

What would you be learning at the Fucking High School ?

Where is the Fucking Post Office?

Does the Fucking Hospital help you with anything else?

And the Fucking drivers!

If your friend came from another town, he wouldn't be your Fucking friend.

Is fishing allowed in the Fucking Lake ?

We had a wonderful time at Fucking.

We stayed in a Fucking chalet!

Fucking needs government funding.

Does anyone care about Fucking?



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I didn't believe this was true .. So did an Internet search. It's TRUE!!! Here's more pictures and info ..



Now, this one is really good! The sign says 'Bitte! Nicht so schnell', which in English translates to 'Please! Not so fast!
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More tidbits, and it gets even funnier! .... Pronounced 'fooking'(like booking). The little hamlet of Fucking is named after the man who founded the village in the 6th century. His name? Focko.

NOW YOU CAN FORWARD THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS WHO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE FUCKING TOWN.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Best Erotic, Sexual Position in Nepali Classics...

Best Erotic Position in Nepali Classics...

The Pashupatinath Temple, in Bhaktapur, features erotic wood carvings engraved throughout the support beams, also known as “tunala”. Erotic artwork is a common theme across many temples in the Kathmandu valley. Bhaktapur, Nepal. 20/01/2010.

Kathmandu is also known as the city of temples. Bhakatapur Durbar Square protects hundreds of different Hindu temples specially of pagoda models. Bhaktapur is filled with monuments, most terra-cotta with carved wood columns, palaces and temples with elaborate carvings, gilded roofs, open courtyards. The city is dotted with pagodas and religious shrines. It was the ancient Kingdom of Malla Kings .

There are many myths on the status of such erotic arts on Nepali Temples. One of them is –‘According to the Hindu Myth, goddesses of lightening is very shy virgin, who would not strike upon temple with such erotic carving”. It looked like one of the way to protect the Holy temple from natural Disaster.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Sarah Palin and the hype about Miss Nepal

The purpose and utility of beauty pageants can forever be debated. If someone labels them “talent contest”, “an indispensable event” or event “beauty contest”, I would rather laugh him off. Let’s keep aside issues like poverty, famine, opportunity, development and education for a moment. There are numerous pressing events that take place in our society and the world that don’t receive the necessary media attention. Many more events never happen because of the apathy the “beautiful” people, media and the lack of necessary resources. Several brilliant young talents go astray and many hard-working hopefuls get disillusioned by the way the world works. If such things are dispensable, an event involving 16 urban bimbos is at best avoidable. There are far more beautiful girls who can’t make it to such events and many others who don’t want to. To relate “talent” or virtue with such events would be driving my readers away from my blog. Hence, I wouldn’t call them a beauty contest, a talent contest or an indispensable event.
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A recent pornographic video allegedly features Zenisha Moktan.


However, if someone wants to participate in such an event, someone else wants to make money out of this whole business and if this agreement doesn’t violate any law or practice of the land, why should there be such a fuss? Ok, you call this objectification of the femininity, you call this degradation of values and virtues and you call this a bad example-setter for young girls. If the girls, all of who are old enough to decide for themselves, wish to earn money and fame by objectifying themselves, why should anyone of you object? If an event as avoidable as this can shake your values and denigrate large masses, why don’t you strengthen your values and education system instead? What kind of education have you instilled in your population that it can be mass-hypnotized by such a thing?

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Sexy Veep. Former beauty queen, now a celebrity.

While some organizations were busy protesting “Miss Nepal contest”, I was reading news of “Miss Little Girl” that’s now organized by almost every other community and place. While the protesters were cheering on their success in stopping the event, thousands of village girls were silently being trafficked to brothels in India. This farce is a blemish upon the free society and its people. Obviously, this has given participants a free publicity and the organizers have garnered some sympathy. Some people, funnily are also talking about the violation of human rights of the participants and the organizers (though this can’t be disagreed, how the human rights of 16 bimbos becomes national headlines is funny to me). Charges that the protesters are defaming and mentally torturing the participating girls, if true, are very serious and deserve severe punishment.

Incidentally this is an interesting time in the US Presidential election campaign. A former beauty queen, who makes comments dumber than a eighth-grader during televised debates, is the Republican running mate. Based on the early returns, it’s safe to say that Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is going to be good for comedy.

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If only Tulasa Thapa's tears had caught as much attention as Zenisha's.

Someone has commented, “this isn’t a presidential ticket, this is a sitcom. The maverick and the MILF.” Her stances on abortion, gay-rights and other social issues are very right-wing. Palin advocates abstinence and is against abortion in case of rape victims too. That abstinence doesn’t work as much as abortion has been shown by her own 17-year old unmarried daughter, who is a mom of a 6-month old. Far from being knowledgeable, she struggles for words when she has to talk about foreign policy. During a televised debate last week, the only strengths she demonstrated were her her quirky charms like frequent winks.

It doesn’t take long to figure out on what qualifications Palin bagged the nomination. It pays to be beautiful, to be a woman and to be a beautiful woman. Yes, this is very unfair to many others- some women and many men. Likewise, it is very unfair to all those great number of individuals who have less brains than beauty. After all, everybody can’t become a Hillary Clinton, Hellen Keller, Marie Curie, Lady Augusta Lovelace or a Ramkumari Jhankri. Those who want to put their legs on display or want their breasts to be scored and be applauded for it shouldn’t receive any obstruction from the state machinery. Even Mao’s China has realized it by now. A beauty pageant is just a pageant. By providing it more importance than what it deserves, the Maoists are doing a mistake.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Nepalese people are loosing their identity

Hi Everyone, all of us living in and out of the country know very well that our country Nepal is going under hugh problems. No I am not talking about just load shedding, shortage of water or traffic jam etc, I am saying that someone has put a deep question mark in our IDENTITY.

Maybe everyone knows about India's recent encroachment in Dang. If not then here is a short summary. India has Seema Surakchya Bal (SSB) in the boarder areas, not just in Nepal's border but also with Bangladesh and others as well. India has 14,000 kms border with Bangladesh and they always have disputes and fighting in that region but there are deployed on 50,000 SSBs but Nepal has only 1,400 kms border with India. We are always silent in that region but India has deployed 1,00,000 SSBs in Nepal's border. The intention seems almost clear with the recent encroachment news. Many of our people were beaten and many of our sisters were raped and made sexual slaves by these SSBs. After it being too much our people ran away from these areas and they came to shelter, leaving behing their own farm lands and homes. Many have lost their loved ones. After this much devestation there was another shock, our political leaders they kept mum, only the maoist party has raised weak and feable voice. For some people it may even seem like these SSBs are bad guys but the greater truth is that we have border problem with India in almost all part and these are the common tactics used to drive away our people, infact this is very clear that this is masterminded by their policy makers. After Indira Gandhi became the Prime Minister of India she said that she will not make three mistakes her father Nehru made in the first cabinet meeting so, she masterminded to take over Sikkim from 1990 to 1995 but took over it in 1975 and Nepal by 2010 to 2017 and this is going according to that plan. It is being heared that this take over is in the finale phase and included weakaning of patriotism and morale of its people. If we keep silent now then it will prove to be true.

So, now lets standup. Its too much. All of us living in and out of country lets protest in front of Indian embassy at our respective countries and back in Kathmandu as well. Lets defame India in front of the whole world. Lets take out its mask of "Largest Democracy of the World" in front of the whole world and shom them its ugly face. If we keep silent now then our future generation will spit in our face for the entire life. Now if anybody thinks taking over of Nepal by India will help it develop I really really pity on you.

If you love your country please forward this mail to everyone and every Nepali you can but if you don't love, then I will wish for your Good Luck from deep corner of my heart for forwarding this mail to everyone possible.

Thank You
Jai Nepal
Arpan