मेरो पसिनाका लूटेराहरु

म त एउटा गरिबको छोरो पसिना किन शत्रु बन्नथ्यो र

जति गर्नु तिनिहरुले गरे मेरो स्वाभिमानलाई दरिद्री ठानेर                            

आखिर खास्टो मलाई ओडाए पनि खोटीलो भने उनिहरु नै रहेछन्

नत्र, लुटेर बनाएको महलमा माति मेरो झुपडीमा किन बास माग्थेर |

गजब त हुने नै भयो नि गरिबको रोटीलाई पनि चमचले खाइदिदां

तर म खुसी थिए ऐसैपनि भोक त मेरो सधैंझै हितैसी मित्रं थियो

तैपनि त्यही रोटीको चोटको न्यूउँमा विदेशी शैन्य्यामा सुतेको देख्दा

अबत लाग्छ मेरो पसिनाको उपजलाई पनि ज्ञात भएछ आफ्नो मुल्य |

यसैनि मेरो गांस-वास खोस्ने शासकहरु स्वयंम् सजायँ पाउदा

जे भएपनि दुखी हुनुपर्ने तिनै मेरो खुसीका लूटेराहरु नै हुन्

मत यसैपनि काठियको मान्छे वैशाखे गर्मीले के सुकाउँथियो र

बरु नौतारे महलको छतमुनि हम्किनु पर्ने उनिहरु नै हुन् |

विचरा यो माटोलाई पनि के दोष खै निर्जिव नै हैन र

यहाँ त म माथि निहित पर-जिवितहरु रैथाने भैदिए पछि

मत यसैपनि रुखिएको छाला हु के रस बाँकी छ र

बरु मेरो हड्डीको पनि भागको लागि सुर्ताउनु पर्ने तिनै हुन् |

अन्तत: जन्म, जननी र जमिन वरदान मैले पाएपछि

पसिनाको लुटमा पल्केर हुतिहाराहुरुले के पो नाप्छन् र

मेरो पिठोले पनि कालोमुसो बनेर लात दिएपछि

धनि त आफै रहेछु नि पौरखको आदिप्रतिको कामना पाएपछि |

¬ RC ( धेरै भएको थियो नलेखको पनि:-)

Funny Austrian Beer "Fucking Hell"

                                                       Austrian brewery

The European Union (EU) has granted a permit to an Austrian brewery to officially name their beer: Fucking Hell.  It's a fully legitimate permit. "Hell" in German means "Light" and the beer is produced in the Austrian town of Fucking.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking_Hell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking%2c_Austria)

A MUST destination in Europe


The newspaper article below is even funnier than the sign!




Are the residents called Fuckers?

And what about the Fucking neighborhood?

What are the mothers called?

What would you be learning at the Fucking High School ?

Where is the Fucking Post Office?

Does the Fucking Hospital help you with anything else?

And the Fucking drivers!

If your friend came from another town, he wouldn't be your Fucking friend.

Is fishing allowed in the Fucking Lake ?

We had a wonderful time at Fucking.

We stayed in a Fucking chalet!

Fucking needs government funding.

Does anyone care about Fucking?








I didn't believe this was true .. So did an Internet search. It's TRUE!!! Here's more pictures and info ..



Now, this one is really good! The sign says 'Bitte! Nicht so schnell', which in English translates to 'Please! Not so fast!


More tidbits, and it gets even funnier! .... Pronounced 'fooking'(like booking). The little hamlet of Fucking is named after the man who founded the village in the 6th century. His name? Focko.

NOW YOU CAN FORWARD THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS WHO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE FUCKING TOWN.

Best Erotic, Sexual Position in Nepali Classics...

Best Erotic Position in Nepali Classics...

The Pashupatinath Temple, in Bhaktapur, features erotic wood carvings engraved throughout the support beams, also known as “tunala”. Erotic artwork is a common theme across many temples in the Kathmandu valley. Bhaktapur, Nepal. 20/01/2010.

Kathmandu is also known as the city of temples. Bhakatapur Durbar Square protects hundreds of different Hindu temples specially of pagoda models. Bhaktapur is filled with monuments, most terra-cotta with carved wood columns, palaces and temples with elaborate carvings, gilded roofs, open courtyards. The city is dotted with pagodas and religious shrines. It was the ancient Kingdom of Malla Kings .

There are many myths on the status of such erotic arts on Nepali Temples. One of them is –‘According to the Hindu Myth, goddesses of lightening is very shy virgin, who would not strike upon temple with such erotic carving”. It looked like one of the way to protect the Holy temple from natural Disaster.

Sarah Palin and the hype about Miss Nepal

The purpose and utility of beauty pageants can forever be debated. If someone labels them “talent contest”, “an indispensable event” or event “beauty contest”, I would rather laugh him off. Let’s keep aside issues like poverty, famine, opportunity, development and education for a moment. There are numerous pressing events that take place in our society and the world that don’t receive the necessary media attention. Many more events never happen because of the apathy the “beautiful” people, media and the lack of necessary resources. Several brilliant young talents go astray and many hard-working hopefuls get disillusioned by the way the world works. If such things are dispensable, an event involving 16 urban bimbos is at best avoidable. There are far more beautiful girls who can’t make it to such events and many others who don’t want to. To relate “talent” or virtue with such events would be driving my readers away from my blog. Hence, I wouldn’t call them a beauty contest, a talent contest or an indispensable event.

A recent pornographic video allegedly features Zenisha Moktan.

However, if someone wants to participate in such an event, someone else wants to make money out of this whole business and if this agreement doesn’t violate any law or practice of the land, why should there be such a fuss? Ok, you call this objectification of the femininity, you call this degradation of values and virtues and you call this a bad example-setter for young girls. If the girls, all of who are old enough to decide for themselves, wish to earn money and fame by objectifying themselves, why should anyone of you object? If an event as avoidable as this can shake your values and denigrate large masses, why don’t you strengthen your values and education system instead? What kind of education have you instilled in your population that it can be mass-hypnotized by such a thing?

Sexy Veep. Former beauty queen, now a celebrity.

While some organizations were busy protesting “Miss Nepal contest”, I was reading news of “Miss Little Girl” that’s now organized by almost every other community and place. While the protesters were cheering on their success in stopping the event, thousands of village girls were silently being trafficked to brothels in India. This farce is a blemish upon the free society and its people. Obviously, this has given participants a free publicity and the organizers have garnered some sympathy. Some people, funnily are also talking about the violation of human rights of the participants and the organizers (though this can’t be disagreed, how the human rights of 16 bimbos becomes national headlines is funny to me). Charges that the protesters are defaming and mentally torturing the participating girls, if true, are very serious and deserve severe punishment.

Incidentally this is an interesting time in the US Presidential election campaign. A former beauty queen, who makes comments dumber than a eighth-grader during televised debates, is the Republican running mate. Based on the early returns, it’s safe to say that Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is going to be good for comedy.

If only Tulasa Thapa's tears had caught as much attention as Zenisha's.

Someone has commented, “this isn’t a presidential ticket, this is a sitcom. The maverick and the MILF.” Her stances on abortion, gay-rights and other social issues are very right-wing. Palin advocates abstinence and is against abortion in case of rape victims too. That abstinence doesn’t work as much as abortion has been shown by her own 17-year old unmarried daughter, who is a mom of a 6-month old. Far from being knowledgeable, she struggles for words when she has to talk about foreign policy. During a televised debate last week, the only strengths she demonstrated were her her quirky charms like frequent winks.

It doesn’t take long to figure out on what qualifications Palin bagged the nomination. It pays to be beautiful, to be a woman and to be a beautiful woman. Yes, this is very unfair to many others- some women and many men. Likewise, it is very unfair to all those great number of individuals who have less brains than beauty. After all, everybody can’t become a Hillary Clinton, Hellen Keller, Marie Curie, Lady Augusta Lovelace or a Ramkumari Jhankri. Those who want to put their legs on display or want their breasts to be scored and be applauded for it shouldn’t receive any obstruction from the state machinery. Even Mao’s China has realized it by now. A beauty pageant is just a pageant. By providing it more importance than what it deserves, the Maoists are doing a mistake.

Class 12 : Management, Humanities & Education result (2066) has been published

Class 12 : Management, Humanities & Education result (2066) has been published, Kathmandu, Nepal

for more detail, please visist, www.nepalipathshala.com

Amazing Dog :-) Beck's Beer

Smallest dog in the world

AT BARELY the height of a tea cup, Maltese terrier pup Scooter could well be the smallest dog in world.

The tiny ball of white fluff is just 8cm tall and measures just over 20cm from his nose to his tail. While Scooter is still young, he appears to have stopped growing. The Guinness Book of World Records title holder - a long-haired chihuahua in America named Boo Boo - is bigger at just over 10cm tall.

Scooter's size is also evident in his weight, or lack of it. He weighs less than a block of butter at 400 grams - and that is while he is wearing clothes. Owner Cheryl McKnight, from Gisborne on the east coast of New Zealand's North Island, fashioned a regular purple sock into a jersey, which Scooter wears so he is easily seen around the house. "It really is quite something. I can't take him for a walk or put a leash on him."

Ms McKnight said six-month-old Scooter came from a litter of three and stopped growing before he reached two months.

"He was the same size as the other two pups when they were born but as they grew, he didn't," she said. Scooter's siblings were sold. "Dogs have to weigh at least 870 grams before they can leave their mums for the shops, and he has not even reached halfway." As Scooter scoots around the lounge floor, he is dwarfed by plastic toy figurines belonging to Ms McKnight's grandson.

When friends come to visit, one of the first things they say is that they want to take Scooter home with them. "For the first 10 weeks or so I didn't really want him. I thought nah, someone else can have him. "But over time I've fallen in love with him. I would hate to give him away now." Ms McKnight's previous pet, a miniature orange Pomeranian, was killed in front of her by two other dogs two years ago. "It took me a long, long time after that to even think of having another dog," she said.

Ms McKnight's sister, who breeds Maltese dogs, eventually gave her one and Scooter arrived a few months later. Scooter feeds from an egg cup of food three times a day and sleeps in a shoebox, but "does everything a normal dog does", she said. However, making his way up steps is challenging. "Because of the height of steps, they would be enormously big steps for him. It must be like living with giants." Scooter was originally named Pee Wee, but Ms McKnight decided to change the name, saying she didn't want him to suffer an inferiority complex.