Thursday, December 26, 2013

मेरो पसिनाका लूटेराहरु

म त एउटा गरिबको छोरो पसिना किन शत्रु बन्नथ्यो र
जति गर्नु तिनिहरुले गरे मेरो स्वाभिमानलाई दरिद्री ठानेर                            
आखिर खास्टो मलाई ओडाए पनि खोटीलो भने उनिहरु नै रहेछन्
नत्र, लुटेर बनाएको महलमा माति मेरो झुपडीमा किन बास माग्थेर |

गजब त हुने नै भयो नि गरिबको रोटीलाई पनि चमचले खाइदिदां
तर म खुसी थिए ऐसैपनि भोक त मेरो सधैंझै हितैसी मित्रं थियो
तैपनि त्यही रोटीको चोटको न्यूउँमा विदेशी शैन्य्यामा सुतेको देख्दा
अबत लाग्छ मेरो पसिनाको उपजलाई पनि ज्ञात भएछ आफ्नो मुल्य |

यसैनि मेरो गांस-वास खोस्ने शासकहरु स्वयंम् सजायँ पाउदा
जे भएपनि दुखी हुनुपर्ने तिनै मेरो खुसीका लूटेराहरु नै हुन्
मत यसैपनि काठियको मान्छे वैशाखे गर्मीले के सुकाउँथियो र
बरु नौतारे महलको छतमुनि हम्किनु पर्ने उनिहरु नै हुन् |

विचरा यो माटोलाई पनि के दोष खै निर्जिव नै हैन र
यहाँ त म माथि निहित पर-जिवितहरु रैथाने भैदिए पछि
मत यसैपनि रुखिएको छाला हु के रस बाँकी छ र
बरु मेरो हड्डीको पनि भागको लागि सुर्ताउनु पर्ने तिनै हुन् |

अन्तत: जन्म, जननी र जमिन वरदान मैले पाएपछि
पसिनाको लुटमा पल्केर हुतिहाराहुरुले के पो नाप्छन् र
मेरो पिठोले पनि कालोमुसो बनेर लात दिएपछि
धनि त आफै रहेछु नि पौरखको आदिप्रतिको कामना पाएपछि |


¬ RC ( धेरै भएको थियो नलेखको पनि:-)

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Funny Austrian Beer "Fucking Hell"





                                                       Austrian brewery

The European Union (EU) has granted a permit to an Austrian brewery to officially name their beer: Fucking Hell.  It's a fully legitimate permit.
"Hell" in German means "Light" and the beer is produced in the Austrian town of Fucking.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking_Hell
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking%2c_Austria
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A MUST destination in Europe


The newspaper article below is even funnier than the sign!


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Are the residents called Fuckers?

And what about the Fucking neighborhood?

What are the mothers called?

What would you be learning at the Fucking High School ?

Where is the Fucking Post Office?

Does the Fucking Hospital help you with anything else?

And the Fucking drivers!

If your friend came from another town, he wouldn't be your Fucking friend.

Is fishing allowed in the Fucking Lake ?

We had a wonderful time at Fucking.

We stayed in a Fucking chalet!

Fucking needs government funding.

Does anyone care about Fucking?



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I didn't believe this was true .. So did an Internet search. It's TRUE!!! Here's more pictures and info ..



Now, this one is really good! The sign says 'Bitte! Nicht so schnell', which in English translates to 'Please! Not so fast!
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More tidbits, and it gets even funnier! .... Pronounced 'fooking'(like booking). The little hamlet of Fucking is named after the man who founded the village in the 6th century. His name? Focko.

NOW YOU CAN FORWARD THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS WHO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE FUCKING TOWN.